Les Misérables... Famous last Words "You know, a swim is just what I need right now to get my mind off of that dammed convict." "I love you, Monseiur L'inspector." "Well, Monsieur Fauchelevant... I'd like to date your daughter." (as above, only it's Monteparnasse) "Well, Monsieur Fauchelevant... I'd like to date YOU." As above, only it's Javert "Vive The National Gaurd!" (Shouted at the café Musain) "Hey Javert! Is it true you just got rescued by a Convict? Ha Ha!" "Hey Snookums!" "This Fiacre will stop for us, really." "Thank you for having me over, Monseiur Jonderette." (At the Waterloo inn) "Hmmm... tastes like Chicken, smells like pork- what do you call it, madame?" (At the Waterloo inn) "I believe I *will* have seconds, thank you." "Fire!!" (slamming pail) "Madame, get your *Own* damn water from the well in the wood!" "Well Monseiur L'Inspector, This time let's just shave it allll off!" (uttered by a barber seconds before being lynched by angry Javerites) (overheard at the rue de Chanverrie) "Oh what a beautiful moooorniiiiing, Oh what a beautiful Dayyyyyyy, I've got a glorious feeeeeliiiiing, EVerything's GOin my Wayyyyy..." "Mon dieu, I think we'll win this one!" "I love you, Enjolras." (Uttered by the Artillery Sargent) "Ready, Aim... Wait a minute, that Blond guy looks awfully familiar..." "Oh, Monty... let's get married!!! "Oh, Courfeyrac... let's get married!!! "Yes Joly, actually, your tounge *does* look funny..." "Wine, M. Grantaire? Sorry, fresh out." (to Enjolras) "Actually, you're wrong." (to Javert) "Actually, you're wrong." "I'm afraid I have some bad news, M. Courfeyrac... the results of your VD test are in." "Love Poetry? By ENJOLRAS!? Lemme see!!!" to Eponine "You are not alone... no one is alone... Truly." As above... to an Eponine Fan. "Candlesticks? Oh, THOSE Candlesticks! I pawned 'em to buy, um... a loaf of bread! Honest!" *fingers crossed. but JVJ Knows All and Sees All.* "My, it's so dark and quiet here in the Rue Chanvrerrie. I think I'll just stroll right up to that big, empty looking wine shop and for a snootful or two..." "Vive le revolution! I'm one of them." (if you have to ask... yes, yes, i know the /last/ was 'do you permit it...') "Gee, Fantine, what'd you do to your hair?"-Abby Goutal "Are you SURE we ought to get involved, Enjolras?"- Abby Goutal "you know Enjolras, you and Grantaire do make an adorable couple."- Claudette Prouvaire "Enjolras, I think you should get out more."- Quiara "Actually, m'sieur Javert, I don't think we should see each other anymore." -Quiara "But I'm not into that sort of thing!" (spoken by Musichetta) -Quiara "Pontmercy, your girlfriend is cute." -Quiara "Enjolras is such a jerk." (spoken in the presence of Grantaire) -Quiara "God, Jehan, that poem was awful." -Quiara "Bonjour, mademoiselle Enjolras." -Quiara "That's your cousin, Enjolras? Rrowr. What a babe." -Quiara "Marius is a jerk. I hate him." (to Cosette or Eponine)-- Jenn Osborne "Get your OWN wine." (to Grantaire) -- Jenn Osborne (To Enjolras): "You know, you and Grantaire have a lot in common." -- Jenn Osborne (To Enjolras) "Will you SHUT UP about overthrowing the goverment?!" --Jenn Osborne (To Jean Prouvaire) "You call that poetry?" --Jenn Osborne (To Eponine or Javert) "There are other fishies in the sea . . ." -- Rebecca Fraimow (those that don't have names after them are mine. those with names are somebody elses. Probably the person whose name is by it. But maybe not. I might have switched them just to confuse you. Bwa ha ha!!) Your Epitaph here Remember... submit early, submit often! back