Les Misérables... Famous last Words

  • "You know, a swim is just what I need right now to get my mind off of that dammed convict."
  • "I love you, Monseiur L'inspector."
  • "Well, Monsieur Fauchelevant... I'd like to date your daughter."
  • (as above, only it's Monteparnasse)
  • "Well, Monsieur Fauchelevant... I'd like to date YOU."
  • As above, only it's Javert
  • "Vive The National Gaurd!" (Shouted at the café Musain)
  • "Hey Javert! Is it true you just got rescued by a Convict? Ha Ha!"
  • "Hey Snookums!"
  • "This Fiacre will stop for us, really."
  • "Thank you for having me over, Monseiur Jonderette."
  • (At the Waterloo inn) "Hmmm... tastes like Chicken, smells like pork- what do you call it, madame?"
  • (At the Waterloo inn) "I believe I *will* have seconds, thank you."
  • "Fire!!"
  • (slamming pail) "Madame, get your *Own* damn water from the well in the wood!"
  • "Well Monseiur L'Inspector, This time let's just shave it allll off!" (uttered by a barber seconds before being lynched by angry Javerites)
  • (overheard at the rue de Chanverrie) "Oh what a beautiful moooorniiiiing, Oh what a beautiful Dayyyyyyy, I've got a glorious feeeeeliiiiing, EVerything's GOin my Wayyyyy..."
  • "Mon dieu, I think we'll win this one!"
  • "I love you, Enjolras."
  • (Uttered by the Artillery Sargent) "Ready, Aim... Wait a minute, that Blond guy looks awfully familiar..."
  • "Oh, Monty... let's get married!!!
  • "Oh, Courfeyrac... let's get married!!!
  • "Yes Joly, actually, your tounge *does* look funny..."
  • "Wine, M. Grantaire? Sorry, fresh out."
  • (to Enjolras) "Actually, you're wrong."
  • (to Javert) "Actually, you're wrong."
  • "I'm afraid I have some bad news, M. Courfeyrac... the results of your VD test are in."
  • "Love Poetry? By ENJOLRAS!? Lemme see!!!"
  • to Eponine "You are not alone... no one is alone... Truly."
  • As above... to an Eponine Fan.
  • "Candlesticks? Oh, THOSE Candlesticks! I pawned 'em to buy, um... a loaf of bread! Honest!" *fingers crossed. but JVJ Knows All and Sees All.*
  • "My, it's so dark and quiet here in the Rue Chanvrerrie. I think I'll just stroll right up to that big, empty looking wine shop and for a snootful or two..."
  • "Vive le revolution! I'm one of them." (if you have to ask... yes, yes, i know the /last/ was 'do you permit it...')
  • "Gee, Fantine, what'd you do to your hair?"-Abby Goutal
  • "Are you SURE we ought to get involved, Enjolras?"- Abby Goutal
  • "you know Enjolras, you and Grantaire do make an adorable couple."- Claudette Prouvaire
  • "Enjolras, I think you should get out more."- Quiara
  • "Actually, m'sieur Javert, I don't think we should see each other anymore." -Quiara
  • "But I'm not into that sort of thing!" (spoken by Musichetta) -Quiara
  • "Pontmercy, your girlfriend is cute." -Quiara
  • "Enjolras is such a jerk." (spoken in the presence of Grantaire) -Quiara
  • "God, Jehan, that poem was awful." -Quiara
  • "Bonjour, mademoiselle Enjolras." -Quiara
  • "That's your cousin, Enjolras? Rrowr. What a babe." -Quiara
  • "Marius is a jerk. I hate him." (to Cosette or Eponine)-- Jenn Osborne
  • "Get your OWN wine." (to Grantaire) -- Jenn Osborne
  • (To Enjolras): "You know, you and Grantaire have a lot in common." -- Jenn Osborne
  • (To Enjolras) "Will you SHUT UP about overthrowing the goverment?!" --Jenn Osborne
  • (To Jean Prouvaire) "You call that poetry?" --Jenn Osborne
  • (To Eponine or Javert) "There are other fishies in the sea . . ." -- Rebecca Fraimow

(those that don't have names after them are mine. those with names are somebody elses. Probably the person whose name is by it. But maybe not. I might have switched them just to confuse you. Bwa ha ha!!)

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