My list of utterly random Les Mis things, mostly generated by me & my dad.

• Inspector Javert's School of Diving- Famous Graduates: Virginia Woolf, assorted Disney villains.
• Bumper Sticker- Jesus Loves you... but Javert is Suspicious. (Thanx for that one pops!)
• Bumper Sticker- My Honor student shot your honor honor student at the Rue de Chanvrerie
• Bumper Sticker- My Kid wet himself with blood at the Rue de Chanvrerie. (Thanx again to daddums)
• T-Shirt- SURVIVOR: Rue De Chanvrerie.
• T-Shirt- I mocked the Law... at the Rue De Chanvrerie.
• T-Shirt- I Mocked the Prefect... but Inspectors first-Class are not Mocked!
• Entire Product line- WWIJD? or What would Inspector Javert do?

Ahhh... it'll grow, just like Javert's fuzzy sideburns. I just needed to explode 'em somewhere...

Inspector Javert's Tell me quickly what's the story-book hour...